Who is FISH Corp.:?
Fish Corp.: Is a metaphysical corporation, business and church. It does not exist in real life, but you can still order things from us no matter where you are. We ship our thoughts and prayers worldwide, as well as our flip flops and discordian literature for free! Frequent clients receive exclusive gifts with every purchase, just like as the ones who buy from us only once! Our current address and country are confidential since our friendliness has awoken the dormant evil present in all big corporations that thrive on stressing the shit out of their workers. Our biz of non-capitalist basis is professional and has been in the markets since 1923, donating and distributing all profit in a fair manner. We have no employees or CEOs, nor we have CEOS or employees. We also don't rely on slave Chinese workforce or anything like that. Plus: we are ecological! Fish Corp.: does not pollute the waters, the atmosphere and poisons living beings (except for anti-vaxx moms, that we proudly feed small doses of cyanide weekly).
Nword "Fish Corp.: is the future! Fish Corp.: is a blessed company! All hail Fish Corp.:! Fish Corp.: does not support teh Zionistz! Fish Corp.: is woke! Fish Corp.:! Fish Corp.:! Fish Corp.:! Fish Corp.:! Fish Corp.:!" -Last Words of Vladimir Stalin